“I got pee in my eye” He says as he walks into the living room rubbing his eye. Whhhhaaat?!?!?!? “I was peeing and that big flat thing fell on my penis and I peed myself in the eye!”
The Wink ;-)
Madman jumps into the front seat, pulls down the visor, opens the mirror, adjusts his baseball cap, winks at himself and says "Hello handsome”
Running Water
So I walk into the house with the sound of water running. Only to discover the sink in the bathroom was plugged and the facet left full on causing an overflow onto the counter....Some time later.... Hey Marcus, would you know what happened to the sink in the bathroom? "No, but I suppose I left the water running. Did it fill up yet?"
the most beautiful skin
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