“I got pee in my eye” He says as he walks into the living room rubbing his eye. Whhhhaaat?!?!?!? “I was peeing and that big flat thing fell on my penis and I peed myself in the eye!”
The Wink ;-)
Madman jumps into the front seat, pulls down the visor, opens the mirror, adjusts his baseball cap, winks at himself and says "Hello handsome”
Running Water
So I walk into the house with the sound of water running. Only to discover the sink in the bathroom was plugged and the facet left full on causing an overflow onto the counter....Some time later.... Hey Marcus, would you know what happened to the sink in the bathroom? "No, but I suppose I left the water running. Did it fill up yet?"
the most beautiful skin
rhyming
Hunter was in a rhyming mood tonight…Tuck, muck, fuck, cluck, suck, duck, buck, cuck, muck......
a really big question
Madman’s declaration to us over dinner tonight: "Mooooooooommmyyy, I have to ask you a really big question!" ‘Ok, what is it?’ “Can you leave me in charge of the house?”
lungs
pool party
Once again I turn around to find Madman inviting himself into our neighbor's pool gathering? Knock, knock, knock (Gate opens) "Hi, it's me Marcus. Can I come in? What a lovely pool you have...."
problem solved
We’re pulling into a restaurant to eat and Madman has a fit because he wants to eat at a different place. “Marcus, I can’t eat at that restaurant and you know that.” “ Nan, you can just sit there. Problem solved.” ----this is when your words came back and bite you in the ass!
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