April Fools

‎"Nan?"
Yes?
"The other Mommy said we are going to be getting a Daddy."
She did?  Why would she say that?
"Well, if you're gone  and mommy is gone then no one is with us and who will take care of the house?" 
Why are Mommy and I leaving?
"Well, Gramma call on the phone and you need to go see her because she hurt her back and you need to make her a sculpture..." 
MARCUS!
"Oh, all right....We were just messing with you about the Daddy."

Nose Picker

I walk into the living room with my cup of coffee this morning and say "Hey, Good Morning Mr. Magoo!"  He turns around and looks at me, with his finger in his nose and says "That's Mr Nose Picker to you Nan."

Madman and Me

Kind of reminds me of the yellow people from Despicable Me.

Good Morning.

Madman’s salutation to everyone as he walks into the dining room at the hotel for breakfast; “Good morning” “ Good morning” “Good morning” “Good morning” “Good morning….(Stops and taps the gentleman) excuse me sir, I said Good morning” 

Some things are best left alone

And so our Sunday morning routine was disrupted for mere seconds upon hearing these delightful words float in from the living-room, "Stop picking my nose!" "Let go of my penis!"  

It's all crazy!

This floating down the hallway from Madman’s room this morning as I sip my coffee,  “It’s all crazy.  When I open my eyes, everything is just crazy.”  And silently wondered if he had drank some of my Scotch last night.

Pee

“I got pee in my eye” He says as he walks into the living room rubbing his eye.  Whhhhaaat?!?!?!?  “I was peeing and that big flat thing fell on my penis and I peed myself in the eye!”

He's mad I tell ya!

"Naaaaaannnnnnn, watch me!"  

The Wink ;-)

Madman jumps into the front seat, pulls down the visor, opens the mirror, adjusts his baseball cap, winks at himself and says "Hello handsome”

Running Water

So I walk into the house with the sound of water running. Only to discover the sink in the bathroom was plugged and the facet left full on causing an overflow onto the counter....Some time later.... Hey Marcus, would you know what happened to the sink in the bathroom? "No, but I suppose I left the water running. Did it fill up yet?"